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Dental Practice: Aglionby Street Carlisle
 
A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says, " Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished? " The dentist replies " Sure you will! " The patient replies " Great, I couldn't play a note before! "
Dental Practice: Aglionby Street Carlisle
 
 

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said. The man then said, "I have another pair .. try these." The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight." The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair .. try them." The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that he ate his meal and gave his address. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist." The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker."

 
 

An attractive young lady went to see her dentist. She sat down in the chair and started fidgeting nervously as the dentist began sterilizing all the required equipment. When he asked her to open her mouth, she screamed so he tried to calm her down but the lady soon became hysterical. Realising that the dentist was losing his patience, she said, "Oh doctor, I'm so nervous. I hate dentists. Why, I think I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth drilled." "Well Miss, better make up your mind fast so that I can adjust the chair accordingly" replied the dentist.

 
A woman goes to the dentist. When he bows to begin to work, she makes a grab for his private parts. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you have taken my private zone." The woman answers, "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."
 
 
A patient asked his dentist if it's unpleasant to spend the whole day with his hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
 
 

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: $70 Patient: $70 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

 
Dentist says to the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why Doc?, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 7 o'clock tennis game.
 
 
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie ...